Very Funny
I could be writing #Yolo on your chest, David, you bastard.
Dear David,
It’s only been two days since you tore out my heart and, as you can see, I have forgotten all about you. I have, of course, blocked your Instagram feed as to not be exposed to your petty meanderings, especially now that you’ve freed me from being a reluctant girlfriend. I assume you, however, were quick to realize your grave mistake and have been tirelessly following all my virtual conduits in order to recreate some semblance of what we had, however fragmentary and unrequited. Hard to imagine the acerbic aftertaste this week’s stream has given you – sorry I’m not sorry.
One of my favorite things to do is comb through Twitter for tweets that make me laugh out loud. Tweets that are so funny and so witty that I think, “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?” and just laugh. So I love being able to share these tweets with you in this series I call “Best Lady Tweets.” It’s all about finding those great tweets from some great Twitter ladies.
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[Don, now old, sits at a bar] DON I used to work in advertising, you know. I did the ads for Lucky St– WAITRESS Ughhhhhhhh [End of show]
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 13 2021
So, every week I like to round up what I refer to as the “Best Lady Tweets“, AKA, funny tweets from hilarious women on Twitter. And each week, it seems like an incredible surprise: a sort of, “Wow, time for this already? Didn’t I just do this?” I mean, the days/weeks/months are just flying by for me. Anyone else feel this way?
Well, whether you’re ready for it or not, the weekend is coming, and with it, these best lady tweets. Enjoy!
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Honestly drunk girls I meet in bathrooms treat me better than 99% of the people I know.
— Jewpac Kippur (@jewfacekilla) May 5 2021
What a week! I’m still recovering from an injury, so I def needed something to make me laugh and smile, hence this week’s edition of Best Lady Tweets! I found what I think are some of the funniest and wittiest tweets from women on Twitter. I hope they make you laugh and smile as well! And do feel free to recommend your favorite lady tweeters!
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Some days I just wish Lionel Richie could whisper "tom boi le de say de moi ya" to me and play with my hair until I fall asleep.
— denise (@Stellacopter) April 30 2021
Hello everyone! Each week I search Twitter for the best tweets from women — tweets that are funny, true, and just all-around great. The unintentional theme of these week seems to be regret. Nothing like taking your regrets to Twitter, right? Right. So here’s what I found this week! Enjoy!
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I bet my therapist thought I was showing up today.
LOL, more like SIKEologist.
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) April 23 2021
Boy, did I have a crazy week. In a rush to watch Mad Men before it started, I ran from the kitchen, slipped, fell, and sprained my wrist and broke my toe. So I am in definite need of some cheering up, and that’s what this week’s edition of Best Lady Tweets is all about! I found some funny tweets from some funny women. Laugh along with me!
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I wish Hillary Clinton would just make her campaign slogan “It’s about fucking time.”
— Twitnter Is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 12 2021
Sometimes, when you’re doing things, you have to do other things, and that’s a hardship in anyone’s life. We all strive to be better at doing these things, and that’s why I’m offering these tips. Because there are moments when certain things in our lives become other things in our lives and that’s when we realize that we can do any of the things. I believe in all of you. Here are the Top 10 Things You Need To Do In 5 Ways To Be 20 Times Better At These 4 Things (By Age 30). The second thing will shock you!
10. Text your man sexy texts!
Ladies, this is a real truth that may shock you, but I’m not going to sugarcoat it, as I am not a sugarcoater deviant — your man isn’t always gonna be there for you, so be sure to tart yourself up and send him some sexy texts — straight masterpieces! This isn’t slutshaming or a takedown of misogyny — don’t believe me? Just watch! No but seriously, ladies, it’s important to let your man know that he is the number one dude for you, unless he cheats on you, then leave him forever! Just do it! I am your God now.
Who else is ready for some piping hot fresh lady tweets?! Ready for some talk of politics and self-loathing? Then these tweets are for you. I did my darndest to find some of the funniest, greatest tweets from some of the funniest, greatest ladies. Enjoy!
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the thing i am most excited about about going back to the freelance life: naked dancing in the mirror time increasing by 10000000%
— marissa a. ross (@MarissaARoss) April 9 2021
I don’t know about you guys and ladies, but after the week I’ve had, I could use a good laugh. A really good laugh. And these ladies on Twitter have delivered! I’ve gathered what I think are some of the funniest tweets from some of the funniest ladies. Some of these tweets may be too real to be funny, but that’s the kind of mood I’m in! Which women on Twitter make you laugh? Holla at me!
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I'm past the age where it's cute to be broke
— amber sophia nelson (@AmberSmelson) March 31 2021
Oh look, it’s time again for Best Lady Tweets! From “One Direction” to “The Jinx”, we’ve got tweets here that should make you smile, if not even laugh. Wow! No need to thank me. Just enjoy. And feel free to tell me who your favorite ladies on Twitter are!
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*drinks 1 bottle of water*
man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 23 2021