David and Paula’s idea of foreplay was a 5-mile run (what?).
John and Jill exchanged upwards of 30,000 pages of email correspondence (!), and the most the FBI can say is that the messages were “flirtatious” and the general is being investigated for “inappropriate communication.” YAWN.
At least Anthony Weiner tweeted a dick pick (NSFW)…not that it was that impressive.
I enter this complaint for the record, because when one looks at bygone eras of supposed sexual purity and/or intense repression, for example – The Victorian Era, one finds a veritable explosion of bizarre, creative, naughty, and exotic sexual innuendo AND outright sex.
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