These lyrics come from real dudes’ OKCupid profiles, as seen on @dudesonokcupid.
You know, she can really sing. Also, how did this manage to be sincere?
“There’s a girl I really like a lot. I think she might like me but is in love with another man. I wish it was 1621 so I could challenge him to a duel. But what if I lost? Ugh…That would blow. And yet, if I won, considering the life span of most people was half of what it is now, I could only hang out with her for a couple years before one of us croaked.
You know what? Nevermind…this chick is a head case.”
Quotes via Dane Cook’s Facebook Page
Image via Dane Cook’s Facebook Page
“It gets on my nerves when people in relationships paint their spouses as these perfect people. I’m flawed. My wife is flawed. Our relationship survives, and hopefully continues to grow, because we recognize that we’re both screwed up people who sometimes hate each other, and that we persevere in spite of whatever obstacles we encounter, and that by doing so, we come out stronger on the other side. It’s worked for us so far, but who knows? We might split up in six weeks.
The same is true with parenting. I don’t like this societal taboo that we have against saying our kids are shitheads when, a lot of the times, they’re shitheads. I wanted to relate my experiences as a parent as honestly as I could. I wanted to paint a picture of fatherhood as being more complex than poopy diapers and tender-hearted moments. It is those things, but there’s so much more to it.”
Quotes via The Rumpus
Image via The Rumpus
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