As long as ABC is trafficking this human misery, I will not develop the decency to look away.
How we got here: Desiree was eliminated in the semifinals of Sean’s season on The Bachelor. Due to a brother who is made up of conspiracy theories and aggression, Sean sent her packing. Because she is the new Bachelorette – not because she is 27 and profoundly beautiful and seems like a delightful human being – she will now, at last, have a shot at happiness.
Although, ladies – we all know what happens at 28. So this better work out, amirite?
photo via Blueberry Morning
Did you know, ladies, that when you reach sexual climax, 80 out of all 80 different regions of your brain ALL hit maximum activity? As seen on MRI scans performed on masturbating women at Rutgers University, your brain on orgasm looks like a cracked out, brightly lit and twinkling Christmas wreath. Therefore, posit the scientists involved (and ABC News – how ironically, I can’t tell) – our womanly orgasms are “all in our heads.”
So what do our brains look like when we’re faking it? Doesn’t seem like any research is being done to that point.
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