If you’ve played “Never Have I Ever” as a drinking game with a group of close friends, you’ve probably been exposed to some pretty intimate details of where your buddies have gotten it on in public. My friends have revealed places such as their neighbor’s pool, seedy bathrooms, the beach, put-put golf courses, Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride… I think I have a group of exceptionally perverted pals, but at least they make for an excellent evening of TMI! But getting down in a space outside of your bedroom isn’t ALL about bragging rights. A change of scene might be a way for you and your partner to reboot your sex life and get an easy thrill from the chance of getting caught. Askmen does say that exhibitionism happens to be the second most common sexual fantasy for women, by the way. But if defiling a children’s theme park ride isn’t your speed, you can still take the bedroom aerobics somewhere with a smaller calculated risk.
Tap into your inner 17 year old. Even though you’ve long since graduated from the days of having to drive up to Make Out Point to fool around in the back seat of your Vista Cruiser, reliving those old feelings of sweet rebellion may be a great exercise in playing out some sexual fantasies. Sometimes you just can’t wait until you drive all the way home to rip each other’s clothes off! In this instance you can park your car somewhere secluded like the top of a parking garage (watch out for security cameras) or a deserted street and hop into the back for a quick frolic.
Pros: The car offers spontaneity, seclusion, and depending on where you park, some risk of being discovered.
Cons: Not incredibly comfortable and limited options of positions.
Hot Meter: Two tires burning rubber
Having sex in the water offers an incredibly sensual feeling of closeness. The weightlessness also allows for experimenting with the standing positions that are often difficult to try, you know, cause of gravity. Whether it’s a pool or the ocean, you’re probably already a little in the mood by seeing your partner nearly naked. Now all that is separating your sexy parts is just an itty-bitty bit of fabric. In the ocean, you’ll want to get to chest deep water before you wrap your legs around your partner and get to work. In the pool, you have the option of holding onto the ledge or sitting on the steps for leverage and a change of position.
Pros: Weightlessness, minimal risk of getting caught.
Cons: Natural lubrication gets washed away in the water so inserting anything into the vagina may become more difficult, and there is potential for vaginal irritation due to water chemicals like chlorine.
Hot Meter: Three bubbling jacuzzis
There’s something very hot about having sex in a public restroom, especially if said restroom is located in an upscale place, like a nightclub or a bar. Don’t imitate this couple that got caught having sex on a McDonald’s bathroom floor. There is a line and it has to be drawn somewhere! That being said, finding a single stall bathroom or a family restroom could be a sneaky little secret that you and your amour can enjoy. For all my ladies who like ladies, this is an especially easy feat to pull off! Who would question two girls going into a bathroom together? No one, that’s who! Restroom stall positioning can get a little tricky though. Try to find a way to angle yourself with either the toilet tank, sink, toilet paper dispenser, anything to get a good amount of leverage. But, please, don’t take too long; some of us have to pee.
Pros: People will definitely know what you’ve been up to when you both walk out of the restroom with that extra glow about you.
Cons: Not all restrooms are created equal! For the sake of hygiene, please avoid gas stations and fast food restaurants, please!
Hot Meter: Two and a half Big Macs
For you nature lovers, this is an easy way to get your kicks out in the sticks. Whether camping or on a hike, taking a quick detour into a wooded area can be incredibly romantic and fun. If you’re especially secluded, volume won’t be an issue. Yell all you want and let it echo among the trees! Even if there are others around, you can always just blame it on the coyotes. Another huge bonus is that you can take almost any position; lean against a tree, lay on the grass, or prop yourself up on a rock or a fallen log. You’re a nature lover so I suspect you’re already very resourceful.
Pros: Be as loud as you want, many positions can be had.
Cons: Watch out for poison ivy and things that can crawl!
Hot Meter: Four blazing campfires
This is your introduction to making the whole world your sexual playground. Go now and explore the globe with your pants down! Just don’t forget your running shoes in case you have to make a quick getaway.
Where is the strangest/coolest/grossest place you’ve gotten busy? No, the butt does not count.
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Brynne would be a Certified Sex Geek if such a thing existed. Instead, she is a sex educator with 5 years of research, classroom teaching, family planning, training and condom balloon making experience under her belt. She likes telling people about the time she publicly sprayed spermicide in her face and showing off how she can make an opera glove out of a condom. You can follow her @miss_sex_ed and ask her questions
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