It’s time once again to delve into Twitter for some funny, real, excellent tweets by some of the best Lady Tweeters! Because why not take a moment to celebrate smart and hilarious women?
I appreciate when guys open doors for me, not because of chivalry, but because my hands are usually busy carrying snacks
— alyssa kramer (@kramediggles) October 28 2021
my dr said "i don't know what urban outfitters is. is it like diesel?" and i clutched his old hand and whispered "it's exactly like diesel"
— Katie Gregory (@ktgl) October 28 2021
FOR ONCE crying about every damn thing pays off bc what i was crying about was "something is in my eye" and now it isn't anymore
— eva but spooky (@feront) October 29 2021
u should be able to click someones verified check and it takes u to a page that explains why
— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) October 25 2021
If a Venus flytrap eats another Venus flytrap, is it cannibalism or vegetarianism?
— Gina Mei (@ginamei) October 21 2021
u be the big spoon and i'll be too fragile for this world
— Melissa Broder (@melissabroder) October 29 2021
come over in sweatpants or don't come over at all
— HOTDOG ANGEL (@alliewach) October 29 2021
i found u. i found literally all of u. idiots pic.twitter.com/MkgmQLtg3X
— SASSY DRAPER (@taylorgayng) October 29 2021
my biggest regret is not having a retractable neck I can hide in a shell
— jeannie (@cutefiancee) October 24 2021
"Who am I?" – Descartes. "Why am I?" – Camus. "What am I?" – Chopped Liver.
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) October 30 2021
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Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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