Welcome back to Best Lady Tweets! I’ve been feeling down and out this week, but nothing helps pick me up like a funny tweet. So here are some funny and great tweets from some ladies on Twitter, to lift your spirits, too. Enjoy!
BEER IS GLUTEN?!?!?!? *does the sign of the cross* *dies*
— Gaby Dunn (@gabydunn) January 22 2021
if you wonder why some celebrities are out of touch, you would be too if you tweeted the word “tomatoes” & it got 50 million RTs
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 21 2021
Maybe our country would start paying attention to our lack of paid maternity leave if Hannibal Buress made a joke about it?
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) January 21 2021
What’s that thing called when you realize you’ve never loved anyone but your new Keurig coffee machine
— Ashley Skidmore (@Shhhhhhley) January 21 2021
Can’t decide whether I should support Mitt Romney in 2016 or literally fire all of my money and worldly posessions at the sun
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) January 22 2021
[goes to take selfie with dog] Dog: I have a boyfriend.
— MisoSilly (@SeiYoung83) January 18 2021
there is never a time i see a baby strapped to someone’s chest and don’t feel envy that i am not also strapped to someone’s chest
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) January 15 2021
Do I get a Starbucks before or after I get my nails done? Being a white girl is exhausting with all these difficult decisions!
— PiratePrincess (@justme_Debbi) January 20 2021
(Does an emotionally charged modern dance to Sia’s “Elastic Heart” with a dirty grocery bag that the wind keeps wrapping around my leg)
— Merman Melville (@JoyceCarolTotes) January 21 2021
and the number one tweet of the week is…
you say potato, I say where is this relationship going
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) January 12 2021
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