Time once again to keep your looking-balls locked on our Best Lady Tweets and laugh those looking-balls right out of your head! Here are some of the funniest, greatest tweets from women on Twitter. Check ‘em out!
The most unrealistic part of HBO's GIRLS is how little they are on their phones
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) January 14 2021
I would watch hockey if Wolfgang Puck were the actual puck
— hope cantwell (@hopiecan) January 13 2021
If you drive a Mini Cooper and don’t call it Wini Cooper I hate you
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 14 2021
Once Zooey Deschanel starts showing, we'll finally get to see what a kitten calendar looks like pregnant.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 14 2021
"Savings Account" is just my checking account's stage name.
— Serena Scobey (@ScobeyWanKenobi) January 13 2021
If you did a pie chart of how I spend my time Netflix would have 45% and looking at butts online would have 45%. The rest is for eating.
— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) January 13 2021
the way jake gyllenhaal looks at women (as if they're sheer magic) is the way every woman wants to be looked at pic.twitter.com/yABwOlX8az
— topical tweet queen (@priya_ebooks) January 13 2021
Chia pudding is Gwenyth Paltrow's joke on the middle class
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) January 14 2021
MOVIE PITCH: "VERIFIED" (dystopian thriller) A blue checkmark ensures survival. Three are left. Everyone wants one, but at what cost?
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 14 2021
And the number one tweet is…
Any jobs in LA for a 24 year old woman who still listens to the song Stacy's Mom regularly?
— Bridey Lee Elliott (@brideylee) January 11 2021
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Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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