Time again for Best Lady Tweets! Let’s have a look what what funny and smart women are writing on Twitter.
When I see a little kid gleefully running away from their parents, I want to cheer them on.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) December 14 2021
People Watermark their Images so people won't Use them for Free. If I Watermark myself, will people stop expecting me to Work for Free?
— Julie Rasmussen (@JulieRasmussen) December 7 2021
someone suggested I sage my space to help with my migraine and that's why i'm moving away from Los Angeles
— amber (@soleilalaplage) December 16 2021
Who still carries their eggs in a basket anyway?
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) December 17 2021
If your text message bubbles are green you might as well have a rotary telephone.
— Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) December 17 2021
I'm intimately familiar with the heaviest element on the periodic table: Yourmomonium.
— LBJohnson (@ladybirdj) December 7 2021
There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Carolyn out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Carolyn back inside.
— one katie please (@katefeetie) December 2 2021
how do we get north korea to hate the duggars
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) December 17 2021
comedy is the best excuse to alienate my entire family
— Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) December 11 2021
And the #1 tweet is…
Wearing antlers on Christmas is a festive way to let everyone know you're a functioning alcoholic
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) December 11 2021
See you next tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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