Welcome back to Best Lady Tweets! Last week was pretty fun, had some good tweets in there. This week, I bring you more of the funniest and truest tweets from women on twitter! Please enjoy. We could all use a little enjoyment lately. At least I know I could. So if you’re feeling like I am, hop along on this journey. Hooray!
I only want to eat at restaurants where it seems fairly obvious that members of the wait staff are fucking each other and it's complicated
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) December 10 2021
I have come to the conclusion that my trust in Rolling Stone was misplaced.
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) December 5 2021
Peter Pan is traditionally played by a girl, because if he was played by a guy we'd notice that he's an insufferable prick. #PeterPanLive
— The Coquette (@coketweet) December 5 2021
You say rain is God crying, I say it's Satan's wet t-shirt contest.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) December 9 2021
Monica Bellucci will be the oldest Bond girl ever at age 50. Bond's into mature women? Well hello, 007! The name's Midler. Bette Midler.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) December 8 2021
Anxiety is the best diet.
— laurenne sala (@laurenne) December 6 2021
Currently: researching bathing suits for dogs. Dear life, you are not half bad.
— Rachael King (@rachaelgking) December 5 2021
I have eaten so much lipstick over the course of my life
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) December 11 2021
get real, victoria has no fucking secrets at this point
— marissa a. ross (@MarissaARoss) December 10 2021
Anyone jogging at 7 am on a Sunday morning is jogging from something you can't run away from
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) December 8 2021
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