The holidays are upon us! Anyone feeling the pressure? I think it’s time for some very funny lady tweets. I found what I think are some of the best tweets from female writers, comedians, actresses and the like, and put them together in this handy post, just for you! So go ahead and laugh the holiday stress away, with these Best Lady Tweets!
My taxi driver is adamant that the Victoria's Secret show was created and run by Victoria Beckham – he won't take no for an answer.
— Emma Gannon (@girllostincity) December 4 2021
"Everybody Poops (Unless They're In a New Relationship)"
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) November 24 2021
If I had a twin I would definitely harvest their best selfies for my own use
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) December 3 2021
It would be exciting if this year the turkey is stuffed with, like, gift cards.
— andrea seigel (@andreaseigel) November 27 2021
We should go to bed now. Brain: Nah. Let's watch a movie. No. Bed. Brain: Fine. Allow me to help you replay all your anxieties. Fuck.
— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) December 4 2021
Does Edible Arrangements make an alcohol version?? Yeah basically I want to give my friends beer on a stick.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) December 4 2021
I accomplished so much yesterday. I ate breakfast, lunch and dinner all before I went to sleep.
— Eliza Hurwitz (@ElizaHurwitz) November 22 2021
Eating Ice Cream with my Eyes closed so the Fat can't find Me.
— Julie Rasmussen (@JulieRasmussen) November 23 2021
When life gives you lemons, wear yoga pants. Yoga pants solve everything!
— Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) November 27 2021
and the number one tweet is…
Now is the winter of our "who dis?" content.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 2 2021
See you next tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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