Time already for BEST LADY TWEETS!? You bet your sweet bippy it is! Welcome to my section of the Internet, in which I pick some of the funniest/truest/very best tweets from female comedians, writers, and the like, and share them with you. I do hope you enjoy! Let’s get to the tweets!
for once it would be nice to get a baby birth update like ” baby is amazing looks sort of mushy and mom is super cranky & very drugged out”
— Sophia Rivka Rossi (@sofifii) November 18 2021
Do people who post memes and inspirational things on IG not know about tumblr? Or, a journal?
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) November 20 2021
Bill Cosby could use a talking to from his TV parents right about now. Rudy could lip-sync afterwards, to smooth out the awkward tension.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 20 2021
Hey ladies, you aren’t fighting your rapists hard enough. – CNN
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20 2021
If you’re still confused about Jaden Smith’s outlook remember he watches Twighlight.. every night. I feel that explains a lot.
— scarlett curtis (@scarlycurtis) November 18 2021
Live everyday like you’re Bjork explaining how a television works!
— Annie Stamell (@stamos) November 20 2021
Nerds are no longer underdogs, they’re overlords.
— Danielle Henderson (@knottyyarn) November 19 2021
I’ve never met a man who responded with the proper amount of appreciation after telling him, “I shaved my legs for you.”
— The Coquette (@coketweet) November 18 2021
Looking at Robert Pattinson’s haircut before I had coffee was a mistake.
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) November 14 2021
*casually throws most intellectual book i own onto my bed before guests arrive*
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) November 19 2021
That’s it for now, see you next tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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