What a week! I’m still recovering from an injury, so I def needed something to make me laugh and smile, hence this week’s edition of Best Lady Tweets! I found what I think are some of the funniest and wittiest tweets from women on Twitter. I hope they make you laugh and smile as well! And do feel free to recommend your favorite lady tweeters!
Some days I just wish Lionel Richie could whisper "tom boi le de say de moi ya" to me and play with my hair until I fall asleep.
— denise (@Stellacopter) April 30 2021
I have a cold AND my period so if this were pre-1900 I'd be dead.
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) February 22 2021
I'd spend most of my career as an astronaut chasing the piece of avocado that fell out of my sandwich in zero gravity.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 28 2021
Weird, the box my air mattress came in shows a couple having fun outdoors and not a destitute musician indoors in Los Angeles
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) April 29 2021
I've seen every episode of Mad Men and the only thing I can remember is a guy getting his foot run over by a lawn mower.
— Marie Colette (@MarieColette) April 27 2021
If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) April 18 2021
Doctor: Where does it hurt? Me: *shows pending friend request*
— moody monday (@mdob11) April 28 2021
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride and only ever say "Idk, what do you wanna eat?"
— Elizabeth is Ruined (@Elizasoul80) April 30 2021
Me: but like, I think she might be upset cause she texted me "k" and not "ok" Therapist: I can't handle this.
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) April 29 2021
If I see one more of those 'you're beautiful regardless of your flaws' campaigns, I'm gonna upload a pic that'll put an end to it.
— Jenny Pentland (@JennyPentland) April 26 2021
See you next tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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