Hello everyone! Each week I search Twitter for the best tweets from women — tweets that are funny, true, and just all-around great. The unintentional theme of these week seems to be regret. Nothing like taking your regrets to Twitter, right? Right. So here’s what I found this week! Enjoy!
I bet my therapist thought I was showing up today. LOL, more like SIKEologist.
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) April 23 2021
*Don't be weird* I whisper to myself right before any social interaction.
— Michelle (@Michabean) April 23 2021
Go Go Gadget Emotional Stability!
— Fluffy Suse (@fluffysuse) April 23 2021
p cool how kids today are so into analog items like vinyl and cassette tapes and dial up modems and smallpox
— rachael (@WookieOnUnicorn) April 23 2021
i think i lost my copy of the itinerary for this guilt trip
— Bookish (@BookisherBunny) April 23 2021
Hello, I'm looking to buy a car that I can cry in during my lunch break.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) April 23 2021
3 years ago I did or said something I shouldn't have…. Let's stay up all night analyzing this fact. -My brain
— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) April 23 2021
Crying room Dressing room Same
— Elizabeth is Ruined (@Elizasoul80) April 23 2021
Don't live in the past wallowing in old, painful childhood memories. Seize the day! Create new, painful, adult memories right now!
— bourgeois beth (@bourgeoisalien) April 23 2021
basically I'm Joan Didion if Joan Didion decided to smoke weed pantsless instead of writing like 15 books
— Gabby Bess (@seemstween) April 14 2021
Have a great weekend and see you next tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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