Who else is ready for some piping hot fresh lady tweets?! Ready for some talk of politics and self-loathing? Then these tweets are for you. I did my darndest to find some of the funniest, greatest tweets from some of the funniest, greatest ladies. Enjoy!
the thing i am most excited about about going back to the freelance life: naked dancing in the mirror time increasing by 10000000%
— marissa a. ross (@MarissaARoss) April 9 2021
I would vote for any president, regardless of party, if they said that they would ban hazelnut flavored coffee.
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) April 9 2021
You don't like me? Joke's on YOU. I will NEVER stop wondering what I did wrong.
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) April 8 2021
The best thing about social media is it allows us to scream into the void without having to go to the hassle of finding a void.
— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) April 2 2021
How can we have an advanced society when we still don't have an Awards show for best fights filmed on a phone.
— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) April 7 2021
I like to collect things on vacation. Like…shells or a big buzz.
— Not Your Toolbox (@perfect_boxx) April 9 2021
People are mostly good [goes on twitter] Ok, where are the special secret buttons for blowing up the planet??
— (maura) (@behindyourback) April 9 2021
You ever wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how many linen shirts McConaughey owns?
— House Of Piazza (@MichellePiazza) April 5 2021
heads down thumbs up that's the way we seven up
— jvk (@Jade_VK) April 8 2021
For dinner tonight, I think I'll eat a lovely assortment of my feelings
— Gwen (@msgwenl) April 7 2021
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Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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