I don’t know about you guys and ladies, but after the week I’ve had, I could use a good laugh. A really good laugh. And these ladies on Twitter have delivered! I’ve gathered what I think are some of the funniest tweets from some of the funniest ladies. Some of these tweets may be too real to be funny, but that’s the kind of mood I’m in! Which women on Twitter make you laugh? Holla at me!
I'm past the age where it's cute to be broke
— amber sophia nelson (@AmberSmelson) March 31 2021
lettuce you are boring as shit try harder
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 1 2021
I like my sarcasm like I like my thighs. Thick.
— Ally Bear (@missmayn) March 29 2021
I think my life may be just one big April Fool's prank.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) April 1 2021
*becomes an adult* No, what the heck
— moody monday (@mdob11) March 29 2021
hello welcome to bed bath & beyond *billy idol voice* it's a nice day for some white bedding *normal voice* please don't fire me
— the cabbage (@ramenfuneral) March 31 2021
The only current event I'm interested in is what meal is next.
— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) March 27 2021
Long distance relationships are just like a fruit salad where all that's left is honeydew melon.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 1 2021
Life hack: put on the "Get Right" video at the gym. Note Jennifer Lopez hasn't aged a day. Pedal faster. Go home and eat some kale. Pray.
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) March 31 2021
If you experience an erection for more than four hours, maybe don't host The Today Show, MATT LAUER! Can you at least move the plant over?
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) March 30 2021
See you next tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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