Oh look, it’s time again for Best Lady Tweets! From “One Direction” to “The Jinx”, we’ve got tweets here that should make you smile, if not even laugh. Wow! No need to thank me. Just enjoy. And feel free to tell me who your favorite ladies on Twitter are!
*drinks 1 bottle of water* man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 23 2021
Alcohol fell into my mouth again!
— denise (@Stellacopter) March 25 2021
I want nothing but the second best for everyone in my life.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) March 23 2021
*Joey Fatone hears about the opening in One Direction and waits by the phone*
— bitter spice (@goldengateblond) March 25 2021
"Watching The Jinx, I couldn't help but wonder," typed Carrie Bradshaw. "Is it really possible to love somebody for better… or for Durst?"
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 25 2021
Sorry I got so crabby, I was super hungry. — a memoir
— Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) March 24 2021
There's no event so pleasant that the anticipation of it doesn't fill me with dread.
— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) March 25 2021
My entire Twitter feed is full of shit about One Direction, making me question my own life choices that led me to these friends
— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) March 25 2021
Notice how people only say "To cut a long story short" near the end of an excruciatingly boring anecdote.
— Thrill Tweeter (@Thrill_Tweeter) March 24 2021
"You're not the boss of me" I whisper while opening a 3rd can of food, hoping my cat will eat this one.
— Wicked Jen (@wickedsuga) March 24 2021
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