Who’s ready for some lolz? It’s time again for Best Lady Tweets! Finding you the best tweets from women since…earlier this year. We’ve got a good batch this week, so let’s get right to it!
So, why do you want to work for Pringles Corp? *Imagines myself redesigning the Pringles can so the lid fits on the bottom* "I like chips"
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) March 15 2021
You named your baby 'Alan'? Does he give free financial advice?
— Claudia Nicole (@bossy_bootz) March 18 2021
You ran a 5k? Like on purpose or do you just have a lot of bees in your neighborhood?
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 18 2021
Pro tip: When filming a documentary about how you didn't murder a bunch of people, don't accidentally say you murdered a bunch of people.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 17 2021
if i made a vision board it would just be pics of a bunch of people i don't like falling off their bikes
— Bookish (@BookisherBunny) March 19 2021
If you take out the S&M, Fifty shades of Grey and Cinderella are the same film.
— Karen Gillan (@karengillan) March 12 2021
I just dusted my bedroom set with an old T-shirt, wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't wearing it.
— Robyn Palmer (@robynpalmer1) March 19 2021
Protein bar. Twix. Same thing whatever.
— Girlflawed (@flavoredfetish) March 18 2021
Obviously my goal weight is just playing hard to get.
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) March 19 2021
I don't mind catcalling, I like cats and if they didn't call my phone would never ring.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) March 19 2021
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