Welcome back to Best Lady Tweets! I checked out Twitter for y’all and found some of the funniest and greatest tweets from women on Twitter, so you don’t have to. From “The Bachelor” to “The Oscars”, we’ve got some Tweets that are sure to make you smile. Enjoy!
Chris calls Bali "the most exotic place" he's ever been to. Before that it was the Des Moines Olive Garden. #Bachelor #TheBachelor
— NYC Recessionista (@NYRecessionista) February 24 2021
sometimes I fantasize about saying "IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH" and then putting Sean Penn in a dumpster #ThePunisher
— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) February 25 2021
When life gives u lemons make lemonade! Then freak out about the sugar content & calories & realize the huge mistake of trying positivity
— Corey Podell (@CoGoPo) February 26 2021
"Happy Vice Presidents' Day, sir," whispers Joe Biden's sock puppet
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) February 17 2021
I was normal once, about six cats ago.
— Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) February 19 2021
I hate it when I forget my password and don't answer my secret questions right. It's like I don't even know me.
— Kerri (@kwirkyKerri) January 23 2021
Can I give up for lent?
— Oh Ms. Sandra (@FrizerkaSandra) February 25 2021
“I’m not going to argue with you” - Me, moments before starting an argument
— Victoria Sofia (@Ideal_Victoria) February 22 2021
*stares into abyss* *abyss stares back* *abyss blinks* AHA! I win! I knew abysses sucked at staring contests!
— Bee is tweeting… (@marcia_bee) February 24 2021
and your number one tweet is…
If Katy Perry's halftime show doesn't win for Best Animated Film I am going to eat my hat. #Oscars
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) February 23 2021
See you next Tweet!
Almie Rose is a writer from Los Angeles. She has a blog, Apocalypstick. In addition to Dating & Hookup she also writes for Hello Giggles, The Frisky, Thought Catalog, and Genlux Magazine. Her book, I Forgot To Be Famous, is out now. You can follow her on twitter @apocalypstick. Her favorite pastime is eating and drinking and sleeping and then eating again.
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