Who’s ready for some piping hot tweets from some of the funniest and greatest ladies on Twitter? That’s right, it’s time once again for Best Lady Tweets! I’ve found what I think are some of the best tweets from women on Twitter, ready to serve to you. I do hope you enjoy!
Imagine if Charles Darwin were on Twitter today. He would shut down people right and left. Also: tortoise photos.
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) February 12 2021
do no harm but take no shit
— yr nightmare (@mai_treat) February 11 2021
ahh the comforting sight of seeing a final cut pro book in your new psychiatrist's office
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) February 12 2021
the low setting on hairdryers is perfect for all those times i want dry hair faster than if i did nothing but slower than the fastest option
— sara (@mrsjohngoodman) February 6 2021
Sext: "Saving the first ep of 'Better Call Saul' to watch with you."
— Julia Prescott (@juliaprescott) February 10 2021
Whenever I see an unclaimed care package sitting outside someone's apartment, I whisper "You deserve better."
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 11 2021
Hey Hollywood, lets stop putting people into "lists" and "ranks" as if that's a totally normal thing for one human to do to another?
— Julia Prescott (@juliaprescott) February 12 2021
To me, success isn't measured by money or fame, but the point when nobody would even say anything if you just totally let your eyebrows go.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) February 12 2021
[Ghosts Texting] G1: You're dead to me. G2: Boo dis?
— Single Girl Alert (@SingleGirlAlert) February 10 2021
Being adult isn't about money or success, it's about thinking "I should really heat this up" while eating leftovers & then actually doing it
— Ali Vingiano (@alivingiano) February 12 2021
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