It’s time once again for Best Lady Tweets! This is the part where I tell you that I’ve delved into Twitter to find the funniest, realest, greatest tweets from ladies on Twitter. And it looks like I’ve achieved that, so here we go! P.S. Who are YOUR favorite ladies on Twitter? Leave us a note in the comments! Cheers!
Every day that I don't change my Twitter name to Super Nintendo Chalmers is a active refusal to live up to my ultimate potential
— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) January 30 2021
When I was young I watched lots of court dramas and I thought "hold you in contempt" meant the judge was gonna give them a REALLY angry hug
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) February 5 2021
At strip clubs, I make it rain with one sensible sized Red Lobster gift card
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 4 2021
lol that the "plus size" SI model is a size smaller and 10 inches taller than the average american woman
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) February 5 2021
What time does the Super Bowl start so I know when to kill myself?
— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) February 1 2021
If Lily Potter hadn't vaccinated Harry against Voldemort he would've been The Boy Who Died.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 3 2021
There's an all-breakfast-sandwich restaurant with a liquor license opening in New York. Please forward all of my mail to its address.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 5 2021
if you ever wanna feel like a giant eating tiny butts just grab some chickpeas
— Kasia Galazka (@supergalaxy) February 4 2021
I don’t trust any commercials starring little boys anymore #SuperBowlXLIX
— Katla McGlynn (@katlamcglynn) February 2 2021
And your number one tweet is…
Taylor Swift: WELCOME TO NEW YORK WELCOME TO NEW YORK WELCOME TO NEW YO- Beyonce and Jay Z: Bye.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) February 5 2021
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