Need some cheering up? I can help you out. I’ve got some piping hot tweets ready to make you smile and/or laugh, from some stellar women on Twitter. These tweets are sure to make you feel happy and/or inspired. So let’s get started!
10.
It gets dark way too early, especially if you sleep all day.
— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) January 27 2021
[a party at Jimmy Page's house] You know I’m pretty handy with a mandolin too” [cut to me slicing vegetables in his kitchen] Page: Nice!
— Carly Danger (@carlyken) January 28 2021
I bought a jar of molasses for some reason. I think I’m preparing for a blizzard on the prairie in the 1870s.
— Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) January 26 2021
they say I’ve got restless leg syndrome but I say hey I’m just dancing my way outta this doctors office
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) January 28 2021
WHICH HARRY POTTER CHARACTER ARE YOU? I’m the attorney at Hogwarts who quietly handles all negligence lawsuits.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 28 2021
Today my horoscope just says “Sorry”
— Jaime Linn (@JaimeSamantha) January 28 2021
If you can’t handle me at my Wormtail, then you don’t deserve me at my Padfoot.
— Carly Lane (@equivocarly) December 27 2021
Today was a total waste of a bra
— Shalyah Evans (@ShalyahEvans) January 28 2021
Breaking: Actual Adults Upset About Fictional Characters Being Rebooted as Women and Minorities
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 28 2021
And the number one tweet is…
1.
My granddad walked miles to school in the snow, uphill, both ways. My granddad was MC Escher.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 27 2021
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