WTF is up with the casual texting, guys? If there’s a chance you want to eff me, you might want to pick up the phone, ask me out, and take a chance that increases your chances of actually inserting P in V.
Guys: the texting is getting you nowhere. Seriously. I think I felt a more intimate connection to the guy who rubbed one out in the phone booth next to me in ’99. At least his intention was clear, and I knew he had some balls.
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