Pornography is a many-splendored thing. It heals, it enriches, it enlivens…your genitals. Actually, I’m not sure how it would heal your junk if you get it caught in a door or whatever. But hey, I’m not ruling it out. Porn is one of the top seven awesome things that exist.
Now, although Becky and Jess asked me specifically to write about porn—meaning that they thought me a pathetic enough soul to have wandered amongst its riches for long enough to become a connoisseur—I have to admit I’m not really an obsessive when it comes to the subject. I don’t have a storage space filled with meticulously labeled VHS tapes or a terabyte hard drive containing Peter North’s entire oeuvre. But I do know who Peter North is (in my opinion, he makes too much noise during his performances and has a weirdly small and squarish head).
Anyway, I may have been exaggerating a bit with my first paragraph, but I respect and cherish pornography and will do my best below to offer something worthwhile.
I’m single – unlike the previous porn guest blogger – so I don’t have the whole girlfriend-porn quagmire and can deliver myself wholly and unalloyed. So double you tee eff is up with porn’s effect on a single man’s love life?
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