It’s almost Halloween and, with everyone taking the opportunity to wear costumes, it’s easy to get a little confused. Is that your boss, or is it really a 145 pound cat with a receding hairline? Hard to tell, right?
Well, one common concern on a lot of girls’ minds this time of year is whether or not their boyfriend is actually a pumpkin. Did I pick up a cute guy at Trader Joe’s, or was that just an exceptionally flawless gourd on sale? Look, I get it, which is why I have compiled a quick and easy cheat sheet you can discreetly check while watching Hocus Pocus this weekend.
If you answered “YES” to more than three of these questions…Chances are, you might be trying too hard to make it work with seasonal vegetable.
Heather is a contributing editor at the-dah. She is a Los Angeles based writer, improviser, snacker, social media mistress, and aspiring adult. Read more of her food-stained stories about growing up weird at Terrible-Twenties.com, or follow her digital alter ego @MissHezah on Twitter.
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